Unless you have one of these in your backyard...

You are going to need one of these!

 Delivered right to your door which by the way is not a bad place to store it, otherwise small sizes are not much bigger than your SUV and will fit in your garage for easy access.

Sometimes a bailout check is not enough to save your ass. 

Corporate life boats for the next big wave.

Hurry!!! ...call today and place your order before Al Gore writes another book.

Living life large in your beach front house... So you think you are prepared for a big wave to come in... full tank of gas with some food, water and blankets in the trunk and all you have to do is head out to higher grounds?  

ya right! ...and monkeys might fly out my butt! 

In the year 2010 one out of ten households that live on or near the coastal waters will own one of these lifeboats that will be able to contain the average size family unless your family is currently a reality television show of eight or more then we recommend stepping up to the limo of life boats.  The reality iis households had bomb shelters not long ago and they were able to sleep just a little bit safer at night.