BLOWME Surf Gear, Inc. ...bringing "disruptive" to the industry and to a whole new level.  

To the average kid that has not yet been corrupted by the internet and in understanding the English language... our company name means in simplest terms... to be in a state of motion, used of the air or of wind, to move along or be carried by the wind.  Over the years we have turned our language upside down and inside out to the point of making one sick ...which is now a "good" thing  ...go figure.

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503.333.9914

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Portland, Oregon USA 

Just a small multi-million dollar company in the making growing quietly blowing across the globe one wave at a time...

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Company mission statement...make someone smile or laugh everyday and pass it on...  it seems to be working so far.

Company philosophy.... don't be in a hurry...wind and waves will come.

 ...the waves will rise higher than the highest, the sun will shine brighter than the brightest, and the trees will grow again as they have done so for millions of years ago in the past ....and the winds will come like never before.  

All is calm before the storm.  

Company organic growth strategy plan...develop worldwide relationships with established distribution channel networks for rapid growth expansion, exposure, and build brand loyalty to over one million customers starting in 2009. ...I'm working on building a company from the ground up everyday through creative and innovative fusion marketing techniques and staying focused on where this company is going to be positioned globally and financially within the next 12 months. 

 "dissent is the highest form of patriotism" - Thomas Jefferson

Company name inspired by the following ...  

guys named Madoff and the SEC regulators that did not know how to do their job, executives at AIG, CEOs on wall street with offshore bank accounts, people who think they rule the world, Detroit's Big 3 thanks for stepping on that 50+mpg auto 20 years ago and crushing that underground railway system in CA.  ...if the damned French could manufacture a Renalt that got over 40 mph in the 1980s why couldn't the "big 3" in the last 20? ...and thanks GM for that bomb proof Hummer that might as well had my company"BLOWME" decals on them... the people putting America in more debt now then ever before in history, a few people in government that have the philosophy of ...do as little as possible for as long as possible until retirement sets in unless you have a government credit card then let's go crazy, and by the way thanks for that health care program that everyone has been working on for the last 20 years, the IRS ...please show me what law states that the free people of America are required to pay any tax? ...long winded and full of hot air - Rush Limbaugh, that nutjob leader of North Korea which will soon be North Crater, the Iran President Mahmoud Imanutjobtoo, and the people who were and still are behind 911 2 planes 3 towers ...fires don't collapse metal framed buildings!  ...the people that created a war that will never end and are responsible for the deaths of over 4000 American soldiers now and btw no war was ever won going slow if any General ever took the time to read history books ...so much for "mission accomplished", and reading the book about a goat instead of "The Art of War" of which there is no art in war ...it's just pure ugly,( over 4000 dead soldiers wished someone had spent more time in college reading history books), however, in every major war it was the "art" that was hidden or protected and the "art" that was first to be stolen which is the true art of war, it's the creators that built the world and the ones that are most valued, not the destroyers,  ...Donald Trump hey... "It's a great time to buy real estate!" ...coming from a guy who has filed bankruptcy at least twice and if he had any money he would not be waisting his time doing a stupid reality television show with has been celebrities instead of using his celebrity status to help build and feed a third world country ....it's not how much money you accumulate in life but what you do with it if you want to be remebered in the history books, Sarah Palin get use to the jokes or stay home and make moose jerky, Department of Homeland Security ...get your shit together and outsource China to help build freekin  wall !!! Dick Cheney ...America is less safe when you carry a gun!  ...and to ALL the little retail stores that did not want to carry my company brand we have a new outdoor apparel line coming out soon just for you Upyurs & Growap Air. ...and to all the VCs that won't touch this company I hope your taking a bath right now!  ...if we have offended any people out there you are probably not the ones we want buying and wearing our gear in the first place.  ...if we have left anyone out that deserves to be recognized please let us know with your next large volume order.    

Companies and people that say our brand name is on the edge probably still think the world is flat ...what edge?  you are pushing the envelope  ...what envelope? ...everyone uses email now days.  ....and to the twitters in this world trying to follow ....you would never be able to keep up in my world.  ...and the next time you use facebook or myspace ask yourself how much money are they paying you to slap your face with constant advertising?

...btw yes! ....those anger management classes are working great.   

Designed for those that make and play by their own rules or at least try to in their strive for freedom.  

BLOWME Surf Gear, Inc. ...more than just a worldwide distributor, manufacturer, innovator and developer of the best high-performance extreme windsurfing, kite boarding & dog terain board surfing equipment, accessories, and sports apparel in the world or at least we will die trying testing the equipment, but at least we are not sitting on the couch in a sugar comatose watching someone else living life or stupid reality television shows that insult human intelligence while an over weight fat ass society waits for a damned bailout check or stimulus package. 

Pull up your bootstraps and move forward!!!  ...or get off this planet you are just taking up space and causing global warming btw thanks Al Gore for the internet or I could never get this message out...

"May the wind Gods be with you always." ...Thunderdog

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The English language and defining our words of what was the original meaning...

Blow - to be propelled by an air current, to be in a state of motion, used of air and wind, to move along or be carried by or as if by the wind, to be propelled with great force or speed.

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Blow - to spend money foolishly.  hmmmm?

enter total amount of bailout funds and stimulus checks here...  $

then add that to the United States of America total deficit... $

then figure out what the actual value in real time the US dollar is worth now ...  .02 cents

then buy a t-shirt from our company and let everyone know that you know.   

"Well blow me down!" - Popye the sailor

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Go Michael Phelps! green helps you get the gold! ...just don't tell anyone.  And to the state of California maybe you should let a few guys in Emerald City help you get out of debt or how to run a profitable business. 

                                                        "California in a Box"

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