BLOWME Surf Gear, Inc. ...bringing "disruptive" to the industry and to a few others that only wished they could ride free in the wind and the big waves that come ever so often.  

To the average kid that has not yet been corrupted by the internet and in understanding the English language or at least the way it was originally meant to be understood... our company name means in simplest terms... to be in a state of motion, used of the air or of wind, to move along or be carried by the wind.  Over the years we have turned our English language upside down and inside out to the point of making one sick ...which is now a "good" thing  ...go figure ...ok ...so maybe we wanted a name nobody was ever going to forget and we figured out how to tell off a few people and companies along the way and get away with it...

...and what a great platform to help launch a few new start ups. 

Company mission statement...make someone smile or laugh everyday and pass it on...  it seems to be working so far. 

Company philosophy.... don't be in a hurry...wind and waves will come.  Thanks Duke

 ...the waves will rise higher than the highest, the sun will shine brighter than the brightest, and the trees will grow again as they have done so for millions of years ago in the past ....and the winds will come like never before.  

Company organic growth strategy plan...develop worldwide relationships with established distribution channel networks for growth, expansion, exposure, and build brand loyalty with those of a similar mindshare. 

All is calm before the storm... 

and the storms are a coming.

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism"

  Thomas Jefferson 

Company name inspired by the following:ndsurfing windsurfing windsu

Companies like BP... when getting one's life back will only cost around 50 billion dollars, and yet the US still does not have a high speed railway system from coast to coast.  

Guys named Madoff and the SEC that should have been doing their job properly in the first place...

Government spending that makes Madoff look like a day at Disneyland... combined with the Federal Reserve System = the biggest Ponzi scheme of all ...13 trillion dollars and climbing... nice job guys!

A few CEOs and companies from Wall Street with "offshore" bank accounts, and the AIG CEOs that saw it coming... 

A few people, no... a alot of people in government that have the philosophy of do as little as possible for as long as possible until retirement sets in unless you have a gov credit card then lets go crazy... and btw thanks for that healthcare program everyone has been working on for over 20 years now...  

The oil companies that have been bending over America long enough, and the big 3 out of Detroit that bought up railway transportation systems years ago and sat on them so America had to buy your damned gas guzzling clunker cars ...if the damned French could make a Renault in the mid 80s getting 45 mpg why can't America make a car that gets at least 50 mpg 20+ years later and why is upper management still at the helm?  ...and why doesn't America have a high speed railway system from coast to coast yet?  ...from the duh files.

A few people that created a war that will never end going slow... there will never be a "mission accomplished" and have been responsible for over 4000 American soldiers have died and over 20,000 have been injured because some people did not take the time to read enough history books to understand wars are never won going slow if there even should have been one to start with in the first place. "The Art of War" might have been a better book to read than one about a goat and btw there is no art in war ...it's just pure ugly, but in fact ALL major wars... it was the "art" that the people tried to protect and hide and it was the art that was the first to be stolen and it's the creators and innovators of the world that are most valued, not the uneducated destroyers that prefer a good war because two uneducated people or two uneducated countries could not or did not no how to effectively communicate and take the time to understand and be able to come up with creative and innovative solutions other than killing a human life... 

The so called leader of Iran and the nutjob running or ruining North Korea which will soon be called North Crater...

Homeland security, maybe it's time to finally get our shit together and outsource getting that wall built by China to protect their investment from all of our borrowing and over spending they now practically own the USA since a few people in government have now put America in more debt than ever before in its history creating an over inflated dollar that now has the true real value of about 2 cents... 

The Federal Reserve System again ...printing more money does not make for a better economy!

The people that have come to the USA and raise any other flag other than that of the American one you now have the freedom to go back to where you came from and if you need a translator for this, one will be provided on your way out!!! 

The WallMarts of China... opps we mean the WallMarts of America that have put the small mom and pop companies out of business here in the USA because we get a good interest rate on our loan from China ...what ever happened to made in America? 

Credit card companies that have bent over and screwed America with high interest rates that help everyone dig a bigger hole harder to ever get out of ...your money hungry industry is not helping the world economy.  

To all those who complain about "In God We Trust" on our American money ...if you don't like it do not use it and stop cashing your unemployment and wellfare checks too. 

The people behind 911 may you hang by your balls in hell.

All the women that stepped forward for their 15 minutes of fame/shame to bury Tiger Woods. Look forward to seeing your Playboy calendar and after a month your gone.

A company called... "Life is Good" perhaps for those that live in a nut shell and have never traveled the world and decided that helping a new start up company called "Life is Rough" was not in thier best interests at this time especially during a recession.  

If we have left anyone out please let us know on your next large volume order.

Anyone that thinks a lady from Alaska is qualified to even run for the President of the United States might as well start calling it a day.

...and last but not least the IRS... I'll start entertaining the thought of  filing taxes when "your company" has collected the 3 billion + dollars in back taxes owed by "federal employees" that get free health care.  

To all those who said, "your company is to much on the edge"... probably still think the world is flat ...what edge?  "You are pushing the envelope" ...what envelope? ...everyone uses email these days. 

"Well blow me down!" - Popye the sailor

"There she blows"  from Moby Dick

Designed for those who make everyday count and play by their own rules or at least try to in their strive for freedom the American way or at least that's the way it used to be. 

Here's to taking back America! 

If anyone has a problem with these statements you may take it up with our retained law firm ...Bada Bing, Bada Boom, and Vito!

Brett D. Harwood   Chief Creative and Innovative Solutions Architect

I own it and I'm not selling out to anyone.    ....unless it is a cash offer and will start entertaining bids from $20,000,000 USD  ( twenty million dollars )

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